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The Bulls reach 29 wins with 29 points from D-Rose...

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go wash dishes, come back to mad notes… please go and repeat my mindfuck actions, & pay attention to their faces. also, make a game out of it

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things i do to mindfuck white people off

hold my purse closer to my body when a well dressed white man gets on the elevator stare at them oddly when they disciple their children or have them on a leash stare them in a store to see if they’re stealing move away from large groups of them with great speed loudly whisper the word “white” in conversation with other people compliment them on how well they speak &...

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Breaking The FOURth Wall: prose-b4-hoes: The hard... →

prose-b4-hoes: The hard dick and basketball shorts struggle. the-terrific-kid: shitrodsays: zsram: chaintooheavy: rollthenickels: dad-jr: rollthenickels: always hilarious. *flips it up into waist band. wait….guys really do that…

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Marcus "Pinky" Price

littleknownblackhistoryfacts: Currently holds the record for most couches ruined due to Jheri Curl activator (51 couches to date).

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i need to find some good hood spot to eat at. ben’s is cool but how much chili can a bitch eat? i gotta find a wing/fish place…

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I would do some absolutely whorish shit for some...

geekscoutcookies: but im keeping focused on this damn dress i have to wear in july… so, gum & water are my friends (Appetite suppressants) I dont want to look like the Golden Lords’ laundry bag. So i chew…. she ain’t said nothing but a word. if a man brought me some rib tips from Kenny’s right now, I would rent my body out. i don’t have a dress i have to fit into,...

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i can't wait to graduate

i hate doing presentations, everyone look at you like you’re speaking chinese can’t i just make my documentaries in peace (re: without reading all these books?)?

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zsram: I don’t know who told you this, but playing stupid is in no way cute. You have a brain, use that shit.

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INCOMING: DROSE SPAM

Prepare yourself. The thirst is real…

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grad school problems

i just had a meeting with my professor. basically, i comprehend too much of the material, thus hindering my ability to write a good paper. i have been omitting information because i know it already…

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serendipityamore: lmao notice Kevin laughing in the microphone & everybody deciding that they didn’t want to help her lmao!

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vivalaorgasm: luanlegacy: kelvinjcco: OMG! I can’t! LOLOLOLOL DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNN!!!! SHE DROPPED THAT HOE! her friends ain’t shit This is the perfect “you play too fucking much” situation

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ramblingsofawino asked: So wait, you don't already believe kaman probably had bodies already... Kaman just give me the clone that he takes his ball checks and spends it on some dexter type setup somewhere in Montana....

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somethingratchet: misterfelder: khaillou: kidxforever: Weirdest and Coolest Kanye West Moments lmao i can not even deal with this. i love this man. kayne west ain’t shit lol KANYE WEST FOR PRESIDENT!

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