jordanSLAYS

I'm awkward, I'm black, I SLAY. I am the Renaissance Ratchet

geekscoutcookies:

but im keeping focused on this damn dress i have to wear in july…

so, gum & water are my friends (Appetite suppressants) 

I dont want to look like the Golden Lords’ laundry bag. 

So i chew….

she ain’t said nothing but a word. if a man brought me some rib tips from Kenny’s right now, I would rent my body out. i don’t have a dress i have to fit into, i don’t have a good rib place

3 months ago
  1. therenaissanceratchet reblogged this from geekscoutcookies and added:
    she ain’t said nothing...a word. if a man brought me some rib tips from Kenny’s right now,...
  2. borednschooled said: Your lucky I haven’t got the chance to cook much lately. ;)
  3. geekscoutcookies posted this